Meet the Mustards

Ernest Hemmingway Mustard lives in a not-so-damp flat on the Brighton Hove border with Violet his dear lady wife, and Doris their grumpy and rather portly Jack Russell Terrier. His work as a part time Hurricane Predictor and Professional Tuneless Hummer has made him lots of friends along the Prom. The beautiful Audrey (could she be Ms Hepburn reborn as a sheep?), Horace Duck, and the lovely Rover, a melancholy goldfish with tunnel vision and a good heart.